ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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