Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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