god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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