apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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