Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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