Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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