i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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