NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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