You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Randomize
