why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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