she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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