just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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