youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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