they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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