I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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