She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
