just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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