have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
ugly people sure do ruin things
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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