eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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