she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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