Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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