I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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