What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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