Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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