Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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