Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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