We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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