similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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