so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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