do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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