: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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