The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
