I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my being single is dangerous.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize