:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
this just has baby written all over it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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