im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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