The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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