just come out here and I will go home with you...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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