Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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