Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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