And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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