I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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