Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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