Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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