she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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