so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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