So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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