if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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