Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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