doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Terrible idea I love it
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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