If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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