Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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