so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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