Whod you bang
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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