i just google imaged poop.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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