If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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