Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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