Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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